i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
Scenes from Northern Spark this past weekend in Minneapolis
The photos are a little blurry because my phone got a little wet despite my best efforts. That rain, man.
Went to McDonald’s with my mom and she just ordered a side of eggs and it came like this.
Brothers of the Senecas’ … (wait for it) … butts
their butts deserved an entire book. #legendary
that time I was in a barbershop quartet for one word at an art show
Person: So are you dating anyone?
Me: Yes. Vodka.
|Former Roommate:||He was super cute. 6'3" and I bought him a pack of cigs to start up convo. So lame I know.|
|FR:||He was well built but not bodybuilder ugly big|
|FR:||As it turns out he wanted to talk to me, not to flirt, but because he was trying to recruit me for the gang|
|M:||What. A gang?|
|FR:||Yep. Like a real street gang.|
|M:||Haha you?? What did you do?|
|FR:||So I told him I couldn't because I was a born again Jesus believing child of God. Who is out to witness to him and save his soul and he should repent.|
|M:||No you did not!|
|FR:||And he bought it.|
|FR:||So I figured I would play more into it and told him he had to get on his knees and pray for forgiveness.|
|FR:||He was taken aback. I was really hoping he would get on his knees in front of me but he didn't.|
|FR:||He was like oh sorry. Yeah I went to church with my grandma once and it's not my thing but have a good night and thanks for the cigs. I am sure Jesus is happy with your kindness.|
|M:||I'm sure Jesus is thrilled|
|FR:||I know I went from flirting, to thinking I was going to get jumped and die, to weirding out a hot guy|
|FR:||Btw this was at 3:30 am this morning because I couldn't sleep|
SPA DAY (aka using a scrub instead of soap)
Making this non-prank on April Fool’s Day was probably the best April Fool’s ever.